OMG. It took me SOOOOOOO long to get this one.

"A termite walks into the bar, and asks "Is the bartender here?"

(you'll have to scroll to the end to get the answer if you didn't get it... Got this one from Class 95's Morning Express)

And while I was searching on the net for what it was meant to be, I found other bar jokes:

"A hamburger walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

"Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted."

"A string walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve strings in here"
The string goes back out and ties himself up and frays his ends. He then walks back into the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string that was just in here?"
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot".

And in case you haven't got the first one yet. It might help to break it down.
"A TERMITE walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar-tender here?" Termite, tender bar - get it?

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